*NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

Ma-sh*ty? After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator (Robert De Niro), an ex-Federale (Danny Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. Brutal, ridiculous, stupid . . . but oh so fun! The movie that was spawned from the silly parody trailers thrown … Continue reading *NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* DOCTOR STRANGE REVIEW *NEW*

Strange is right. A former neurosurgeon (Benedict Cumberbatch) embarks on a journey of healing only to be drawn into the world of the mystic arts. Fresh, different, throw in a few crazy visual effects and we're onto a winner. Ol' Cucumberbatch nails it as the cynical and quick-witted super doc. Imagine if House had super … Continue reading *NEW* DOCTOR STRANGE REVIEW *NEW*

JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW

Revisiting the monster hit that tore up the box office and . . . Meh. I loved the original. An iconic piece of film making that I have lost many a Sunday afternoon watching again and again. It was always going to be hard not to draw comparisons. BUT this was just about en par … Continue reading JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR REVIEW

10 years, 18 films, was Infinity War worth all the hype? I loved how the Russos made this surprisingly accessible for fans who may not have obsessively watched the entire Marvel backlog beforehand or ever (Sacrilege, I know). Crucial plot points were covered BUT you would be missing out on a lot of character depth, … Continue reading AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR REVIEW

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE REVIEW

Welcome to the Jungle. We've got fun and Dwayne. Four teenagers are sucked into a magical video game, and the only way they can escape is to work together to finish the game. When I first heard the rumours circulating about a Jumanji sequel/reboot/whatever, I screamed to the movie gods . . . Why?! Do … Continue reading JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE REVIEW

*NEW* READY PLAYER ONE REVIEW *NEW*

Spielberg is back baby! But bigger and better? When the creator of a virtual reality world (Mark Rylance -┬áThe BFG) called the OASIS dies, he releases a video in which he challenges all OASIS users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune. An enjoyable romp. The man still knows how … Continue reading *NEW* READY PLAYER ONE REVIEW *NEW*

THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

The DULL Tower? With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only the last Gunslinger Roland Dechain (Idris Elba) can defend the Tower from Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), the Man in Black. BE WARNED. I've never read the Stephen King novels so do NOT murder … Continue reading THE DARK TOWER REVIEW