ROUGH NIGHT REVIEW

Yikes! I’d rather have a rough night than watch this again. Things go terribly wrong for a group of girlfriends who hire a male stripper for a bachelorette party in Miami. A highly unfunny opening college flashback didn’t build my hopes up. It was good to see that ScarJo was up for a laugh BUT … Continue reading ROUGH NIGHT REVIEW

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THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

The DULL Tower? With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only the last Gunslinger Roland Dechain (Idris Elba) can defend the Tower from Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), the Man in Black. BE WARNED. I've never read the Stephen King novels so do NOT murder … Continue reading THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

THE RITUAL REVIEW

If only they could have summoned up a quicker pace . . . A group of college friends reunite for a trip to the forest, but encounter a menacing presence in the woods that's stalking them. The opening act set the tone as the lads (comprising of a talented and underrated British cast) debated about … Continue reading THE RITUAL REVIEW

*NEW* DEATH WISH REVIEW *NEW*

I must have had one watching this tripe . . . Well, that was what I thought I was going to say. Regardless of what I think of the man, Bruce Willis can still hold his own in this violent revenge flick. Dr Paul Kersey (Bruce Willis) is an experienced trauma surgeon, a man who … Continue reading *NEW* DEATH WISH REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* ISLE OF DOGS REVIEW *NEW*

Did you hear the rumours? What rumours? That Isle of Dogs is pretty good. Set in Japan, Isle of Dogs follows a boy's odyssey in search of his lost dog. Confession time, I’m not the biggest Wes Anderson fan. BUT I loved his take on Roald Dahl's Fantastic Mr Fox. His quirky whimsical style suiting … Continue reading *NEW* ISLE OF DOGS REVIEW *NEW*

THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

The Cloverfield Paradozzzzz Orbiting a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis, and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality. Slow, disjointed and disappointing on all fronts. The agonizing slow opening didn’t build high hopes despite Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s (Belle) best efforts. Drudging through some guff about … Continue reading THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

*NEW* GHOST STORIES REVIEW *NEW*

Spookay. Horrific BUT for the right reasons? Skeptic Professor Phillip Goodman (Andy Nyman) embarks upon a terror-filled quest when he stumbles across a long-lost file containing details of three cases of inexplicable 'hauntings'. As soon as the heavy breathing hit those speakers over the opening title sequence, I knew what I was in for. The … Continue reading *NEW* GHOST STORIES REVIEW *NEW*