THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

The DULL Tower? With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only the last Gunslinger Roland Dechain (Idris Elba) can defend the Tower from Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), the Man in Black. BE WARNED. I've never read the Stephen King novels so do NOT murder … Continue reading THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

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*NEW* SING REVIEW *NEW*

Easy going toe-tapping fun. In a city of humanoid animals, a crafty koala's (Matthew McConaughey) attempt to save his theatre with a singing competition becomes grander than he anticipates even as its finalists' find that their lives will never be the same. I don't know why the family put this on (considering our youngest is … Continue reading *NEW* SING REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* GOLD REVIEW *NEW*

McMumbler does just enough to make this mediocre biopic alright, alright, alright. Kenny Wells (Matthew McConaughey), a prospector desperate for a lucky break, teams up with a similarly eager geologist (Edgar Ramirez) and sets off on a journey to find gold in the uncharted jungle of Indonesia. First thing's first . . . Right, now … Continue reading *NEW* GOLD REVIEW *NEW*

MAGIC MIKE XXL REVIEW

Too many problems but somehow (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) it wasn’t all that bad. In fact, you could say it was . . . Alright, alright, alright. Three years after Mike (Channing Tatum) bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa … Continue reading MAGIC MIKE XXL REVIEW

INTERSTELLAR REVIEW

STELLAR casting and special effects. Shame, I just wasn't INTER it. I know. Not my best. BUT here we are. Well, certainly hyped. BUT did that hype help or hinder? There's only one way to find out. Christopher Nolan tackles the sci-fi genre in one of his most ambitious projects to date and . . . … Continue reading INTERSTELLAR REVIEW

DALLAS BUYERS CLUB REVIEW

Alright, alright, alright. In 1985 Dallas, electrician and hustler Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey) works around the system to help AIDS patients get the medication they need after he is diagnosed with the disease. An engrossing (and gritty) tale of one's man fight for survival. I can't believe this was a true story. McConaughey provided a … Continue reading DALLAS BUYERS CLUB REVIEW

WOLF OF WALL STREET REVIEW

The Boss is back with one drug induced beast of a movie. Bold, brash and bloody bonkers but better than ever? Nah, but it's one hell of a ride! It's relentless, outrageous and doesn't give a f- This film is not afraid to rock the boat. It literally capsizes one! DiCaprio's Belfort is a monster but Scorsese … Continue reading WOLF OF WALL STREET REVIEW