*NEW* REGRESSION REVIEW *NEW*

Regrezzzzion The only thing this film made me feel was aggression. Two stars for the two leads. A father is accused of a crime he has no memory of committing. Cue a dull by the numbers mind-number of a thriller. The trailers didn’t give much away BUT as soon as I saw that it was … Continue reading *NEW* REGRESSION REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* EVEREST REVIEW *NEW*

This movie made me feel like I was climbing Everest. Exhausting, tough and an instant regret. If NOT for its impressive ensemble, I don’t think this would have made the big screen. A climbing expedition on Mt. Everest is devastated by a severe snow storm. The opening certainly showed promise. It may have been slow … Continue reading *NEW* EVEREST REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* AMERICAN ULTRA REVIEW *NEW*

Ultra-boring, more like. A stoner (Jess Eisenberg), who is in fact a government agent, is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he's too well-trained and too high for them to handle. Eisenberg and co do their best BUT for all the promise, it fails to reach anything you could have expected. The … Continue reading *NEW* AMERICAN ULTRA REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* THE WALK REVIEW *NEW*

A walk to remember? In 1974, high-wire artist Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon Levitt) recruits a team of people to help him realize his dream: to walk the immense void between the World Trade Centre towers. I was on a tightrope on deciding whether to see this or not. When I heard that Robert Zemeckis was adapting … Continue reading *NEW* THE WALK REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* PAN REVIEW *NEW*

I fear this one might get panned. Even with a talented cast and impressive special effects, this latest offering on the Pan myth should still walk the plank. 12-year-old orphan Peter (Levi Miller) is spirited away to the magical world of Neverland, where he finds both fun and dangers, and ultimately discovers his destiny to become … Continue reading *NEW* PAN REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* FAST AND FURIOUS 7 REVIEW *NEW*

The action may have been fast and the plot may have made me furious BUT somehow I was still entertained with the SEVENTH offering of the Fast franchise. Maybe they should just . . . STOP! BUT the first billion dollar grossing film for Universal Studios means one thing! More indecipherable grumblings from Vin Diesel, more … Continue reading *NEW* FAST AND FURIOUS 7 REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BILL REVIEW *NEW*

The Horrible Histories team hit the big screen at last! Shame, it didn't live up to the hype. What really happened during Shakespeare's 'Lost Years'? Hopeless lute player Bill Shakespeare (Matthew Baynton) leaves his home to follow his dream. “A time of war and plague. BUT mainly war”. From the opening credits, I knew what … Continue reading *NEW* BILL REVIEW *NEW*