*NEW* THE BFG REVIEW *NEW*

The BIG FLOPPIN’ MESS On paper, the dream of Roald Dahl’s works and Steven Spielberg’s direction should have spelled perfection BUT despite Rylance’s brilliant performance, there was something missing. A girl named Sophie (Ruby Barnhill) encounters the Big Friendly Giant (Mark Rylance) who, despite his intimidating appearance, turns out to be a kind-hearted soul who … Continue reading *NEW* THE BFG REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* NERVE REVIEW *NEW*

The dares may have been nail biting BUT the cliched dialogue and cheesy moments got on my NERVES! A high school senior (Emma Roberts) finds herself immersed in an online game of truth or dare, where her every move starts to become manipulated by an anonymous community of "watchers." It's like truth or dare BUT … Continue reading *NEW* NERVE REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* JASON BOURNE REVIEW *NEW*

Jason Boreeee-neeeeee. I know. That pun was as lazy as the plot line. Bourne is back but bigger and better? Not even close. Blander and boring. Definitely. The CIA's most dangerous former operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more explosive truths about his past. That synopsis failed to deliver anything that I’d hoped. … Continue reading *NEW* JASON BOURNE REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* THE SHALLOWS REVIEW *NEW*

Blake Lively in a bikini and a ridiculous CGI'd shark - what's not to like? A mere 200 yards from shore, surfer Nancy (Blake Lively - Gossip Girl) is attacked by a great white shark, with her short journey to safety becoming the ultimate contest of wills. Jaws, this ain't BUT once you cut through … Continue reading *NEW* THE SHALLOWS REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* FINDING DORY REVIEW *NEW*

Was it worth the wait? Should they have bothered? The friendly but forgetful blue tang fish begins a search for her long-lost parents, and everyone learns a few things about the real meaning of family along the way. Awww. 13 years (That’s right. 13 years?!) have passed since the first outing and surprisingly only a … Continue reading *NEW* FINDING DORY REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* NOW YOU SEE ME 2 REVIEW *NEW*

And now for my next trick. Watch a franchise that nobody wanted . . . DISAPPEAR! The Four Horsemen resurface and are forcibly recruited by a tech genius to pull off their most impossible heist yet. Now You See Me was an enjoyable romp. Hardly ground breaking BUT easy going fun with a group of … Continue reading *NEW* NOW YOU SEE ME 2 REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE 3D REVIEW *NEW*

We waited 20 years for this?! Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough? It is what is. A visually stunning and ridiculous cliched mess of a guilty pleasure. Fun viewing regardless. Independence Day was an Oscar winning (Yup. … Continue reading *NEW* INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE 3D REVIEW *NEW*