*NEW* THE MUMMY REVIEW *NEW*

Oh Mumma, the horror, the horror! Bring back Brendan Fraser! An ancient Egyptian princess (Sofia Boutella) is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension. Okay, it wasn’t that bad BUT it wasn’t that great either. To be honest, the opening act didn’t … Continue reading *NEW* THE MUMMY REVIEW *NEW*

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STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

Star Trek be-yawwwnnneed. The USS Enterprise crew explores the furthest reaches of uncharted space, where they encounter a new ruthless enemy (Ol' Luther - I mean, Idris Elba) who puts them and everything the Federation stands for to the test. I’m NOT the biggest Trekkie BUT I have really enjoyed the Abram reboots. Shaking up … Continue reading STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

*NEW* KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD REVIEW *NEW*

I don't know what was worse; David Beckham's cameo or the movie altogether. Thy verdict is in and its all apples and pears, san. Robbed of his birthright, Arthur (Charlie Hunnam) comes up the hard way in the back alleys of the city. But once he pulls the sword from the stone, he is forced … Continue reading *NEW* KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE REVIEW *NEW*

Yawwwnnnnn of Justice. Oh dear. Oh dear. Was it a DC disaster? Or a misunderstood masterpiece? There's only one way to find out . . . Fearing that the actions of Superman (Henry Cavill) are left unchecked, Batman (Ben Affleck) takes on the Man of Steel, while the world wrestles with what kind of a … Continue reading *NEW* BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* DAD’S ARMY REVIEW *NEW*

This was doomed from the start. PANIC, Mr Mainwaring! The perfect cast. The wrong script. A real bomb. The Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon deal with a visiting female journalist (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and a German spy as World War II draws to its conclusion. Dad's Army was (and still is) one of the best sitcoms I’ve … Continue reading *NEW* DAD’S ARMY REVIEW *NEW*

THE GALLOWS REVIEW

The producers should hang their head in shame. Ba-dum-tsssh! A lazy punch line for a lazy horror film! 20 years after a horrific accident during a small town school play, students at the school resurrect the failed show in a misguided attempt to honour the anniversary of the tragedy BUT soon discover that some things … Continue reading THE GALLOWS REVIEW

THE WORST FILMS OF 2014 – PART TWO

Did you walk out of a film feeling angry, disappointed, baffled, confused? Did you walk out of a film for that matter? Did you sit in your car (or at home) reeling? Questioning, debating, pondering how on Earth it even got through the pitching process? Then, welcome. I think I've already compiled my worst films … Continue reading THE WORST FILMS OF 2014 – PART TWO