Ma-sh*ty? After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator (Robert De Niro), an ex-Federale (Danny Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. Brutal, ridiculous, stupid . . . but oh so fun! The movie that was spawned from the silly parody trailers thrown … Continue reading *NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*



I must have had one watching this tripe . . . Well, that was what I thought I was going to say. Regardless of what I think of the man, Bruce Willis can still hold his own in this violent revenge flick. Dr Paul Kersey (Bruce Willis) is an experienced trauma surgeon, a man who … Continue reading *NEW* DEATH WISH REVIEW *NEW*


Some secrets are better left buried. A bit like this film, really. Absolutely bloody dreadful. A police detective (Keanu Reeves) investigates the truth behind his partner's death. A case that unearths disturbing police corruption and a dangerous secret involving an unlikely young woman (Ana de Armas). Or so the synopsis would lead you to believe. … Continue reading *NEW* EXPOSED REVIEW *NEW*


Knock, knock? Who's there? One of the worst films of the year. That's what. So what's it about? A pair of femme fatales (Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas) wreak havoc on the life of a happily married man (Keanu Reeves). Woah, this was horrific. For all the wrong reasons.¬†At 99 minutes, this film felt … Continue reading KNOCK KNOCK REVIEW