THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

The DULL Tower? With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only the last Gunslinger Roland Dechain (Idris Elba) can defend the Tower from Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), the Man in Black. BE WARNED. I've never read the Stephen King novels so do NOT murder … Continue reading THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

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*NEW* THOR: RAGNAROK REVIEW *NEW*

Just as ridiculous as the film title but bloody good fun all the same. Imprisoned, the mighty Thor (Chris Hemsworth) finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk (CGI'd Mark Ruffalo), his former ally. Fighting for survival and racing against time, Thor must prevent the all-powerful Hela (Cate Blanchett) from destroying his home … Continue reading *NEW* THOR: RAGNAROK REVIEW *NEW*

STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

Star Trek be-yawwwnnneed. The USS Enterprise crew explores the furthest reaches of uncharted space, where they encounter a new ruthless enemy (Ol' Luther - I mean, Idris Elba) who puts them and everything the Federation stands for to the test. I’m NOT the biggest Trekkie BUT I have really enjoyed the Abram reboots. Shaking up … Continue reading STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

*NEW* ZOOTOPIA REVIEW *NEW*

A fun and clever little family flick. In a city of anthropomorphic animals, a rookie bunny cop (Ginnifer Goodwin - Once Upon A Time) and a cynical con artist fox (Jason Bateman - Arrested Development) must work together to uncover a conspiracy. From the people that brought you Wreck It Ralph and . . . … Continue reading *NEW* ZOOTOPIA REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* FINDING DORY REVIEW *NEW*

Was it worth the wait? Should they have bothered? The friendly but forgetful blue tang fish begins a search for her long-lost parents, and everyone learns a few things about the real meaning of family along the way. Awww. 13 years (That’s right. 13 years?!) have passed since the first outing and surprisingly only a … Continue reading *NEW* FINDING DORY REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* THE JUNGLE BOOK REVIEW *NEW*

Ooh-bee-do, oh-bee-do I wouldn’t see this if I were you-ooooo. Okay, it wasn’t as bad as that feeble pun. BUT now I have your attention. Disney take a trip back to the jungle with mixed results. After a threat from the tiger Shere Khan (Idris Elba) forces him to flee the jungle, a man-cub named Mowgli … Continue reading *NEW* THE JUNGLE BOOK REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BASTILLE DAY REVIEW *NEW*

BLAST-ILLE DAY! Or Luther pick-pockets Paris with that guy from Game of Thrones. An entertaining and explosive little actioner that does the job. A young con artist (Richard Madden) and former CIA agent (Idris Elba) embark on an anti-terrorist mission in France. An eye-grabbing opener certainly got things going as a naked woman (What?) paraded … Continue reading *NEW* BASTILLE DAY REVIEW *NEW*