THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

The DULL Tower? With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only the last Gunslinger Roland Dechain (Idris Elba) can defend the Tower from Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), the Man in Black. BE WARNED. I've never read the Stephen King novels so do NOT murder … Continue reading THE DARK TOWER REVIEW

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THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

The Cloverfield Paradozzzzz Orbiting a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis, and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality. Slow, disjointed and disappointing on all fronts. The agonizing slow opening didn’t build high hopes despite Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s (Belle) best efforts. Drudging through some guff about … Continue reading THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

HARDCORE HENRY REVIEW

Stupid, ridiculously violent, messed up BUT . . . not bad at all. Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers. Imagine if Crank was made into a f**ked up first person shoot em up video game walk through … Continue reading HARDCORE HENRY REVIEW

ANNIHILATION REVIEW

Different . . . But worth watching? A biologist (Natalie Portman) signs up for a dangerous, secret expedition into a mysterious zone where the laws of nature don't apply. An intriguing concept hammered by a meandering pace and a disappointing finale. It was a little annoying knowing that the main story arc was being retold … Continue reading ANNIHILATION REVIEW

10 CLOVERFIELD LANE REVIEW

Cloverfield Lame? Or Cloverfield Insane? Not my best effort BUT click bait is click bait. After getting in a car accident, a woman (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is held in a shelter with two men (John Goodman and John Gallagher Jr), who claim the outside world is affected by a widespread chemical attack. A fantastic Hitchcockian … Continue reading 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE REVIEW

*NEW* STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI REVIEW *NEW*

The last hurrah? Rey (Daisy Ridley) develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares for battle with the First Order. After repressing the belly laughs from spotting Vivien from The Young Ones as a First Order officer, … Continue reading *NEW* STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW *NEW*

Blade Runner 2049 minutezzz long If we are lucky enough to get a director’s cut; I’d like to see the running length CUT. A young blade runner's (Ryan Gosling) discovery of a long-buried secret leads him to track down former blade runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), who's been missing for thirty years. Now I wasn’t … Continue reading *NEW* BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW *NEW*