JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW

Revisiting the monster hit that tore up the box office and . . . Meh. I loved the original. An iconic piece of film making that I have lost many a Sunday afternoon watching again and again. It was always going to be hard not to draw comparisons. BUT this was just about en par … Continue reading JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW

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JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE REVIEW

Welcome to the Jungle. We've got fun and Dwayne. Four teenagers are sucked into a magical video game, and the only way they can escape is to work together to finish the game. When I first heard the rumours circulating about a Jumanji sequel/reboot/whatever, I screamed to the movie gods . . . Why?! Do … Continue reading JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE REVIEW

*NEW* DEATH WISH REVIEW *NEW*

I must have had one watching this tripe . . . Well, that was what I thought I was going to say. Regardless of what I think of the man, Bruce Willis can still hold his own in this violent revenge flick. Dr Paul Kersey (Bruce Willis) is an experienced trauma surgeon, a man who … Continue reading *NEW* DEATH WISH REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* DEATH NOTE (2017) REVIEW *NEW*

Bit of a bum note, more like. Hardly worthy of death threats BUT yikes . . . It's a bit of a mess. High school student, Light Turner (Nat Wolff) discovers a mysterious notebook that has the power to kill anyone whose name is written within its pages and launches a secret crusade to rid … Continue reading *NEW* DEATH NOTE (2017) REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BEAUTY AND THE BEAST REVIEW *NEW*

And the remakes keep on coming . . . BUT if they can keep up this standard then be my guest (I couldn't resist). An adaptation of the fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince (Dan Stevens) and a young woman (Emma Watson) who fall in love. After complaining for the last five years about reboots … Continue reading *NEW* BEAUTY AND THE BEAST REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING REVIEW *NEW*

Spidey’s back! Third reboot’s the charm? Several months after the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker (Tom Holland), with the help of his mentor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr), tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in New York while fighting crime as Spider-Man as a new threat, the … Continue reading *NEW* SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BAYWATCH REVIEW *NEW*

Big, dumb and full of . . . sun. Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson) butts heads with a brash new recruit (Zac 'High School Musical' Efron), as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay. From the director of Horrible Bosses. That should sum up your expectations in … Continue reading *NEW* BAYWATCH REVIEW *NEW*