*NEW* THE MUMMY REVIEW *NEW*

Oh Mumma, the horror, the horror! Bring back Brendan Fraser! An ancient Egyptian princess (Sofia Boutella) is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension. Okay, it wasn’t that bad BUT it wasn’t that great either. To be honest, the opening act didn’t … Continue reading *NEW* THE MUMMY REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI REVIEW *NEW*

Three sterling turns and an Oscar hopefully. A mother (Frances McDormand) personally challenges the local authorities to solve her daughter's murder when they fail to catch the culprit. A brooding country noir riddled with black comedy. If it wasn’t for all the profanity, you could have said it was a Fargo sequel. Bold, brash and … Continue reading *NEW* THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI REVIEW *NEW*

The last hurrah? Rey (Daisy Ridley) develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares for battle with the First Order. After repressing the belly laughs from spotting Vivien from The Young Ones as a First Order officer, … Continue reading *NEW* STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW *NEW*

Blade Runner 2049 minutezzz long If we are lucky enough to get a director’s cut; I’d like to see the running length CUT. A young blade runner's (Ryan Gosling) discovery of a long-buried secret leads him to track down former blade runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), who's been missing for thirty years. Now I wasn’t … Continue reading *NEW* BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* THOR: RAGNAROK REVIEW *NEW*

Just as ridiculous as the film title but bloody good fun all the same. Imprisoned, the mighty Thor (Chris Hemsworth) finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk (CGI'd Mark Ruffalo), his former ally. Fighting for survival and racing against time, Thor must prevent the all-powerful Hela (Cate Blanchett) from destroying his home … Continue reading *NEW* THOR: RAGNAROK REVIEW *NEW*