THE EXPENDABLES 3 REVIEW

Third time's the charm? They're back. The Dad's Army of movie action heroes return for another round of ridiculous mayhem, OTT action and cheesy banter. It is what is. Big dumb fun. If you don't know that by the third outing then why are you here? I'm not going to lie. I didn't rate the first … Continue reading THE EXPENDABLES 3 REVIEW

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WHAT IF REVIEW

What if . . . 'Arry Potter made a rom com about falling in love with a girl who is with somebody else? A surprisingly watchable and entertaining one, that's what. Daniel Radcliffe makes another impressive screen outing breaking away from those Hogwarts halls in this indie rom com. Now it's hardly original. The obvious … Continue reading WHAT IF REVIEW

LUCY REVIEW

I love Lucy? Well I love ScarJo. But this movie? Not so much. A contender for blockbuster of the year. Luc Besson at his most ambitious. ScarJo at the helm. Hopes were high. But alas, it was not to be. Now the film is about a woman named Lucy (You don't say) who gets roped into … Continue reading LUCY REVIEW

HECTOR AND THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS REVIEW

Oh Hec . . . Well this is a mixed bag, isn't it? One thing that can be agreed is that Simon Pegg is brilliant and shows how much he has progressed from his Spaced days. Providing charisma and charm to an otherwise weak protagonist made all the difference. The end result did leave me … Continue reading HECTOR AND THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS REVIEW

TOP 20 FILMS OF 2014 SO FAR

So here we are. What films have surprised, intrigued and entertained you this year . . . so far? Now I've waffled on about having pretty much a season ticket pass to the cinema. So far I've seen 85 films this year which . . . isn't a lot in comparison to my last year's … Continue reading TOP 20 FILMS OF 2014 SO FAR

INTO THE STORM REVIEW

Into the Bore-m for me. I knew I was heading into something stupid but this is just ridiculous and not even the good kind. A concept that was promoted as Twister meets The Day After Tomorrow and yet this turgid drip of an affair managed to make them look like epics by comparison. Oh my goodness.The special … Continue reading INTO THE STORM REVIEW

THE INBETWEENERS 2 REVIEW

Review Wanker! Bants. Anyway, the Pusssaaaiii patrol are back and better than ever? Certainly close in a riotous reunion as the lads tackle Down Under. Has it really been six years since these four teenage misfits first hit our screens on E4 and brought along a sleeper hit complete with a collection of phrases that have entered the the English vocabulary? … Continue reading THE INBETWEENERS 2 REVIEW