*NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

Ma-sh*ty? After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator (Robert De Niro), an ex-Federale (Danny Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. Brutal, ridiculous, stupid . . . but oh so fun! The movie that was spawned from the silly parody trailers thrown … Continue reading *NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

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PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 REVIEW

What a load of old cop! Ba-dum-tsssh! If you thought that was bad, you won’t like this! After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart (Kevin James) has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez) before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a … Continue reading PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 REVIEW