HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 REVIEW

I’d rather have had a shotgun to the d**k than endure this again . . . That’s what I thought I was going to say. “What is it? It’s like it’s some kind of . . . hot tub time machine”. Cue the cheeky look at the camera from Craig Robinson. I literally watched the … Continue reading HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 REVIEW

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A LITTLE CHAOS REVIEW

Sorry, Mr Rickman. Your debut needed a little more chaos. A stellar cast fails to hide what is a dreadfully slow and meandering affair. 10 points from Slytherin! Two talented landscape artists become romantically entangled while building a garden in King Louis XIV's palace at Versailles. I really wanted to like this but I was … Continue reading A LITTLE CHAOS REVIEW

PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 REVIEW

What a load of old cop! Ba-dum-tsssh! If you thought that was bad, you won’t like this! After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart (Kevin James) has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez) before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a … Continue reading PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 REVIEW

WHILE WE’RE YOUNG REVIEW

My exact thoughts as I waited for this indie dramedy to end. A middle-aged couple's career and marriage are overturned when a disarming young couple enters their lives. Ben Stiller and Naomi Watts do their best but it just didn’t hit the mark for me. The endless praise certainly piqued my interest. A shame that it … Continue reading WHILE WE’RE YOUNG REVIEW

GET HARD REVIEW

It’s going to be hard to say anything good about this one. When millionaire James King (Will Ferrell) is jailed for fraud and bound for San Quentin, he turns to Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) to prep him to go behind bars. Oh boy, what a mess! It was never going to be a satirical masterpiece … Continue reading GET HARD REVIEW

THE WATER DIVINER REVIEW

A simply divine debut from Russell Crowe. Engaging, heartfelt and definitely one of the better films I’ve seen. So what’s it about, mate? An Australian man (Russell Crowe) travels to Turkey after the Battle of Gallipoli to try and locate his three missing sons. Not the best title for a movie. And I could hear … Continue reading THE WATER DIVINER REVIEW

SEVENTH SON REVIEW

Not as you bad as you think. Or just as bad depending on your outlook. Okay, it’s not great. BUT . . . It killed the time, zipped along, didn’t mess about and knew exactly what it was. A big, dumb, action packed supernatural blockbuster. Seventh Son is very much in the same vein as … Continue reading SEVENTH SON REVIEW