TWO BY TWO . . . OOPS! THE ARK HAS GONE REVIEW

TWO many things wrong with this animated flick. A biblical disaster! Look, I know that this is a kids film. BUT not even the little 'uns that were in the cinema were interested. The animation was good at least. BUT not even the bright colours and zany effects could shy away the tepid mess and wishy … Continue reading TWO BY TWO . . . OOPS! THE ARK HAS GONE REVIEW

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EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS REVIEW

Exoduzzzzz. Basically the Dark Prince of Egypt. No singing, a whole lot darker and a whole lot longer.  A mess. A beautifully shot one but a mess all the same. So what’s it all about? (For those who don’t know) The defiant leader Moses (Christian Bale) rises up against the Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses (Joel Edgerton), … Continue reading EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS REVIEW

NOAH REVIEW

Woah . . . what the hell did I just watch? This shit just got BIBLICAL. Stupid one liners aside, a rather strange viewing experience. One that I'm not sure whether I enjoyed. Arguably Hollywood taking on the Bible is always going to get mixed results. However, that is not always the case. Examples such as … Continue reading NOAH REVIEW