Ma-sh*ty? After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator (Robert De Niro), an ex-Federale (Danny Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. Brutal, ridiculous, stupid . . . but oh so fun! The movie that was spawned from the silly parody trailers thrown … Continue reading *NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*



A few strikes short of a turkey with this one, I'm afraid. A 90 minute mish mash of animated buffoonery that couldn't even keep the kids in the cinema interested. Two turkeys enter a time┬ámachine in a government facility and go back to the first Thanksgiving in the 16th Century to get their race off … Continue reading FREE BIRDS REVIEW