*NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

Ma-sh*ty? After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator (Robert De Niro), an ex-Federale (Danny Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. Brutal, ridiculous, stupid . . . but oh so fun! The movie that was spawned from the silly parody trailers thrown … Continue reading *NEW* MACHETE REVIEW *NEW*

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FANTASTIC FOUR REVIEW

The Fantastic Four - The College Years, more like. A mess. A watchable one but a mess all the same. A pointless rehashing of the same old origin story does nothing for the franchise and somehow manages to make their flawed predecessors look like a masterpiece! I'm not going to lie. I enjoyed the other … Continue reading FANTASTIC FOUR REVIEW

*THROWBACK REVIEW* ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH

And the duds just keep on coming. I need to escape from the cinema for a while. Enough to keep the little 'uns quiet for 80 odd minutes but parents might want to take in their Kindles (or a physical book if you're old school). Astronaut Scorch Supernova (Brendan Fraser) is a national hero to … Continue reading *THROWBACK REVIEW* ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH

SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR REVIEW

I loved Sin City. It's visceral hard boiled pulp story lines. The noir characters. The beautifully animated graphic underworld that literally lifts off the pages of Miller's comic books. It was always going to be tough for a sequel. This time round, it's a mixed bag. A violent, sexy one but mixed.The animation is fantastic. The 3D? Well … Continue reading SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR REVIEW