*NEW* VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS REVIEW *NEW*

Dull-Erian. Trust me, that pun was as clever and witty as the dialogue and plot. Sheesh. What has happened to Luc Besson? The man who gave us The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional, Taken, The Transporter. Okay, yes. He also made Taken 2, Taken 3, Lucy, Transporter 2, Transporter 3 - you get the idea. … Continue reading *NEW* VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* THE TRANSPORTER REFUELLED REVIEW *NEW*

The Transporter returns rebooted, recast and rehashed. In the south of France, former special-ops mercenary Frank Martin (Ed Skrein) enters into a game of chess with a femme-fatale (Loan Chabanol) and her three sidekicks who are looking for revenge against a sinister Russian kingpin (Radivoje Bukvic). I can remember watching the first Transporter. It was … Continue reading *NEW* THE TRANSPORTER REFUELLED REVIEW *NEW*