THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

The Cloverfield Paradozzzzz Orbiting a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis, and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality. Slow, disjointed and disappointing on all fronts. The agonizing slow opening didn’t build high hopes despite Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s (Belle) best efforts. Drudging through some guff about … Continue reading THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

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MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN REVIEW

A resurgent return from the Edward Scissorhands maestro? Or another dud to add to his ever-growing pile? When Jacob (Asa Butterfield) discovers clues to a mystery that stretches across time, he finds Miss Peregrine's (Eva Green) Home for Peculiar Children. But the danger deepens after he gets to know the residents and learns about their … Continue reading MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN REVIEW

*NEW* THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER REVIEW *NEW*

Two stars for the toonsters. When a diabolical pirate (Antonio Banderas) above the sea steals the secret Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob and his nemesis Plankton must team up in order to get it back. Yeah, I know. How old are you?! Grow up! After watching this shambolic sequel, I think I will. I loved Spongebob … Continue reading *NEW* THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER REVIEW *NEW*

THE BOXTROLLS REVIEW

I laika it but I didn't love it. From the makers of Coraline and Paranorman comes a delightfully animated, if predictable affair that certainly impresses in detail but lacks in story. Enough for the little 'uns but I can't help but feel that some of the darker and more satirical moments may whizz over their … Continue reading THE BOXTROLLS REVIEW

CUBAN FURY REVIEW

Get on your dancing shoes and get on it. Funny, feelgood, does what is says on the tin. Bosh. It was never going to win plaudits for groundbreaking comedy or originality, we've seen it all before but at its core is an easygoing (and most importantly) funny comedy about an overweight unloved man who revives … Continue reading CUBAN FURY REVIEW