The Fresh Prince does an American Hustle and it’s just as you expect.
Watchable but hardly memorable.
The allure of Margot Robbie almost made me lose my critical focus and the fact that beneath its easy going and glossy surface, there isn’t a lot going on here.
So what’s it all about?
Well this is a story all about how Will’s life as a con man got turned right upside down. And I’d like to take a minute. Just sit right there. And I’ll tell you how he got jiggy with a girl from Neighbours.
Okay, the serious blurb now. In the midst of veteran con man Nicky’s (Smith) latest scheme, a woman (Robbie) from his past (now an accomplished femme fatale) shows up and throws his plans for a loop.
First thing’s first. The positives. And there are lot more than I anticipated.
Will Smith is still a charismatic actor and knows how to boss the silver screen.
Only mark against him; I’m still waiting for another movie soundtrack.
Paired up with the beautiful Margot Robbie, we have gold. They have fantastic chemistry and certainly keep things watchable.
Their inevitable pairing was easy going viewing. Smith’s experienced hustler taking Robbie’s rookie under his wing as he shows her the tricks of the trade.
His network of hustlers and pick pockets was cleverly put together and certainly left me paranoid as hell, leaving the screen.
I couldn’t believe that Brennan Brown was in this. Brennan Brown? You don’t know? Come on. The Orange Wednesday guy!
Here’s a reminder . . .
Not enough of him. His role was way too small. Adrian Martinez (Yeah, the fat dude from Piranha 3DD) was quite funny but the rude pick up lines with Robbie fell faster than a lead balloon. I wish more of his screen time was given to the Orange guy.
It certainly killed the time and I wasn’t bored. As you know from my recent reviews, I’ve been having a bad run.
I say a bad run. A bad run of terrible movies.
Focus was very much in the reins of Ocean’s Eleven. Stylish with a great cast. MINUS the clever hustle. Xavier Grobet’s cinematography was a sight to behold. Let alone, Margot Robbie. Sorry.
Hey, ladies you got Will.
The only problem with these sort of films is that when you’ve watched 8 series of BBC’s Hustle, there aren’t many surprises that can get past you.
There was never really an air of danger around the couple.
AND even when things seem to heat up and trouble seemed to look a little more intense than an Asian guy that can’t grow a tash properly (I’ll get to that in one moment), you’ve always got that little niggle in the back of your head saying; “There’s another play going on here”.
Of course, there always is.
It was fun and charming. There was a sequence in which I felt things spiced up and looked to head in a different direction. Shame, it didn’t.
Now, the tash reference. It’s established quite early on that Will’s character is a hefty gambler. His ego is challenged quite easily by a drunk Asian businessman during an American football match.
BD Wong played the role brilliantly. A cat playing with a trapped mouse. Goading Will so easily into making a big mistake. It’s just a shame I couldn’t take him seriously with those strange patches on his upper lip. I don’t know what they were. BUT it was not a moustache.
Anyway, I think there was only one twist 30-odd minutes into the film that did stop me rambling.
From that, I hoped the film might do something. BUT it didn’t. This is where it lost points because the route it took (Although entertaining enough) was predictable as hell.
I hoped Robbie’s character wasn’t so weak. She seemed so strong willed and independent to begin with BUT falls into Smith’s arms too easily.
No, seriously. Every other scene. And they have a thing about not closing bedroom doors. My friend was complaining about it.
That’s the problem. If we have time to pick at stuff like that, the film is not doing it’s job of keeping our attention.
Rodrigo Santoro actually played his part well. He didn’t annoy the hell out of me. And it was good to see him fully clothed and without demented gold piercings.
The spanner in Robbie and Smith’s inevitable love machine.
Gerald McRaney (The Best of Me) was irritating. His sarcastic rambling came off unfunny and I found his character very unlikeable. A shame considering what a talented actor he is.
The closing act certainly made things a little more interesting.
BUT the end result was so predictable and surprisingly (the only surprise) open.
Just the two for the two of them. They could have made it if they tried with a smarter hustle and better dialogue.
It’s watchable BUT memorable? Sorry guys, it needed a little more focus (Puts on shades and walks out door) on substance, story and suspense.