ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD REVIEW

All in the money in the world can’t hide how mediocre this crime biopic really was. The story of the kidnapping of 16-year-old John Paul Getty III and the desperate attempt by his devoted mother to convince his billionaire grandfather Jean Paul Getty to pay the ransom. A glorious opening sequence (encapsulated by Dariusz Wolski’s … Continue reading ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD REVIEW

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*NEW* DADDY’S HOME REVIEW *NEW*

Daddy should have stayed away. Marky Mark and Ron Burgundy take each other on in a mediocre reunion. Stepdad, Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell), is a radio host trying to get his stepchildren to love him and call him Dad. But his plans turn upside down when the biological father, Dusty Mayron (Mark Wahlberg) returns. Not … Continue reading *NEW* DADDY’S HOME REVIEW *NEW*

TED 2 REVIEW

I wasn't quite picking up on those good vibrations with these funky bunch of gags, Marky Mark. The filthy mouthed fluffster is back. BUT better? “OH MY GOD, DÉJÀ VU!” You got that right. Too much of the same isn't always a good thing. I loved Ted. I thought it was a return to form … Continue reading TED 2 REVIEW

THE GAMBLER REVIEW

The odds on me telling you to watch this pretentious yawnfest are virtually zilch. Harsh? Maybe. But I have never been so bored and disappointed with a film in some time. Mark Wahlberg and Rupert Wyatt take on the remake of the cult Caan crime caper and, to be honest, by the end I couldn’t … Continue reading THE GAMBLER REVIEW

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION REVIEW

Trans-Bore-Mers: Age of The Extinct franchise. Michael Bay is back with more bang, more bucks and more . . . of the same old monotonous, mechanical overlong drivel. Raking in close to a billion dollars, I am lost for words. You know you're onto a loser when Mark Wahlberg can't even save the day or … Continue reading TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION REVIEW

LONE SURVIVOR REVIEW

Marky Mark bosses it with the Fuzzy Bunch in this mixed bag of a military drama. Marcus Luttrell (Mark Wahlberg) and his team set out on a mission to capture or kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shah in late June 2005. However, they are soon left to fight for their lives in one of the … Continue reading LONE SURVIVOR REVIEW