STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

Star Trek be-yawwwnnneed. The USS Enterprise crew explores the furthest reaches of uncharted space, where they encounter a new ruthless enemy (Ol' Luther - I mean, Idris Elba) who puts them and everything the Federation stands for to the test. I’m NOT the biggest Trekkie BUT I have really enjoyed the Abram reboots. Shaking up … Continue reading STAR TREK BEYOND 3D REVIEW

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*NEW* BASTILLE DAY REVIEW *NEW*

BLAST-ILLE DAY! Or Luther pick-pockets Paris with that guy from Game of Thrones. An entertaining and explosive little actioner that does the job. A young con artist (Richard Madden) and former CIA agent (Idris Elba) embark on an anti-terrorist mission in France. An eye-grabbing opener certainly got things going as a naked woman (What?) paraded … Continue reading *NEW* BASTILLE DAY REVIEW *NEW*

SUITE FRANCAISE REVIEW

Zuts alors! I've seen more drama and heartbreak in an episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Two stars for two charismatic leads. During the early years of German occupation of France in World War II, romance blooms between French villager Lucile Angellier (Michelle Williams) and German soldier Bruno von Falk (Matthias Schoenaerts). Such a shame. I really … Continue reading SUITE FRANCAISE REVIEW

A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES REVIEW

Or Taken To The Grave? Liam Neeson uses his particular set of skills. No, wait! His acting skills (Remember them?) and his gravelly gravitas for the hardened private eye thrown into the seedy underworld of a 90s New York City. A return to form for the reformed action hero in a suspenseful, if drawn out, … Continue reading A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES REVIEW

MRS BROWN BOY’S D’MOVIE REVIEW

What the feck did I just watch? Brendan O'Carroll is back as Ireland's favourite Mammy, Agnes Brown. Better than ever and on the big screen? Tragically, no. Maybe Mrs Brown should have stayed on the small screen. Now I know, that's not nice. I am actually a fan of the TV show and got caught … Continue reading MRS BROWN BOY’S D’MOVIE REVIEW

LOCKE REVIEW

Tom Hardy is back. Better? Definitely beardier. Along with another strange accent. Unfortunately boyo I had to Google that you were trying to be Welsh. I thought he was doing a broken South African mish-mesh of an accent. Anyway, I digress. A strange exercise that tests the acting abilities of the charismatic actor but unfortunately … Continue reading LOCKE REVIEW