*NEW* THE INFILTRATOR REVIEW *NEW*

Terrible title for a terrible movie. Not even Heisenberg could save this cold and disjointed crime thriller. Watch Narcos instead. A U.S. Customs official (Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad) uncovers a money laundering scheme involving Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar. A meandering and uninteresting crime biopic. Shame. Let's start with the positives (That will be … Continue reading *NEW* THE INFILTRATOR REVIEW *NEW*

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*NEW* SISTERS REVIEW *NEW*

Two stars for . . . the two stars. OTT, stupid and dreadfully unfunny. I can't believe that this was the last film I saw in 2015. Two sisters (Amy Poehler and Tina Fey) decide to throw one last house party before their parents sell their family home. I really wanted to like this. Poehler (Parks … Continue reading *NEW* SISTERS REVIEW *NEW*

*NEW* AMERICAN ULTRA REVIEW *NEW*

Ultra-boring, more like. A stoner (Jess Eisenberg), who is in fact a government agent, is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he's too well-trained and too high for them to handle. Eisenberg and co do their best BUT for all the promise, it fails to reach anything you could have expected. The … Continue reading *NEW* AMERICAN ULTRA REVIEW *NEW*

JOHN WICK REVIEW

Woah! If you're looking for a half decent action flick, I'd pick Wick. An ex-hitman (Keanu Reeves) comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him. Reeves’ deadpan delivery and ultra-serious demeanour have finally found its home. This is probably the best I’ve seen him act in some time. His whispery voice, … Continue reading JOHN WICK REVIEW

CHEF REVIEW

Jon Favreau cooks up another treat, a little overcooked and missing a little seasoning. This meal may be a little overhyped but a treat none the same. Don't worry, there will be more food punnery somewhere. Overall, not bad. An easy going, nice film. Makes a change to have an upbeat movie. The only problem is that it may be … Continue reading CHEF REVIEW

RIDE ALONG REVIEW

Chug along? Cube and Hart make a cracking good duo. Fun enough BUT will it compare to the relentless list of cop comedies? Security guard Ben (Kevin Hart) must prove himself to his girlfriend's brother, top cop James (Ice Cube). He rides along with James on a 24-hour patrol of Atlanta. A mixed bag. It … Continue reading RIDE ALONG REVIEW

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS MOVIE REVIEW

What a pile of . . . That was HorRAAWWWrendous. You know that scene in Jurassic Park where Laura Dern's character was fishing through that triceratop's excrement? Yeah, well the people who made this, must have done a similar process to make a film that bears similar properties. You get the idea? Good? A little … Continue reading WALKING WITH DINOSAURS MOVIE REVIEW