THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

The Cloverfield Paradozzzzz Orbiting a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis, and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality. Slow, disjointed and disappointing on all fronts. The agonizing slow opening didn’t build high hopes despite Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s (Belle) best efforts. Drudging through some guff about … Continue reading THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX REVIEW

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DRACULA UNTOLD REVIEW

Dracula Now Told! And it's still the same old predictable guff. Ah ah ah . . . I'll get my coat. But one thing is established. Luke Evans is ready to take on the big dogs. Yet another Dracula reboot descends upon the silver screen. Why, oh, why? Have Hollywood ran out of ideas that they … Continue reading DRACULA UNTOLD REVIEW

THE RIOT CLUB REVIEW

Such a riot! Tragically not. Two first-year students at Oxford University join the infamous Riot Club, where reputations can be made or destroyed over the course of a single evening, leading to . . . A mediocre class satire that had so much potential to be so much more. To be honest, the concept should … Continue reading THE RIOT CLUB REVIEW

*THROWBACK REVIEW* BELLE

Pride and Racial Prejudice or Frownton Abbey. A stellar British cast uplifts a syrupy biopic that you'd expect to see on ITV. 12 Years A Slave, this ain't. It's certainly watchable and zips along but it doesn't really make full use of the cast or the subject matter and inevitably leads to the same old … Continue reading *THROWBACK REVIEW* BELLE