One beast of a blockbuster!
A team of scientists explore an uncharted island in the Pacific, venturing into the domain of the mighty Kong, and must fight to escape a primal Eden.
From the people who gave you Godzilla . . . Greaaattt.
After watching that shambolic dino turd, I feared the worst for the reboot of yet another iconic movie monster.
BUT thankfully, my poison pen didn’t have too much to write about this time.
The mad opening sequence didn’t give me a chance to get comfortable. It felt like a different movie with two Japanese and American WW2 pilots crash landing on Skull Island and having a fight to the death. Mental.
It wasn’t even two minutes before a gigantic paw from a damn dirty ape came hurtling towards the screen.
I was expecting another drawn out blockbuster with the main attraction teased through out. Oh no! This got down to business.
The pace didn’t mess around. It flicked back and forth. Set up the premise. Introduced the characters and within 30 minutes, they were on the mysterious island being welcomed by a napalm parade and an angry inhabitant.
The soundtrack was on point. The track choices! The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the list goes on!
The only problem was that the characters were a little wafer thin for my liking. The only memorable performance for me was Samuel L Jackson as the grizzly and disillusioned war vet.
Disappointed at the defeat of the Vietnam War and furious with a new foe disposing of his men.
That square-off with Kong. Brilliant. A blaze of fire separating the two as they stared each other out. Tense.
Tom Hiddleston (Thor) did just enough BUT he was a little too clean cut to play a seasoned mercenary for me. I think somebody like Gerard Butler would have suited the role better.
Brie Larson (Room) did her best with the role of the feisty photographer Mason Weaver. She had good chemistry with Loki but the suggested romance subplot felt forced and hammy.
John Goodman (10 Cloverfield Lane) and Corey Hawkins (24: Legacy) didn’t do too bad as the scientist duo. It was just a shame that they got pushed into the background as the movie progressed.
I don’t know what Toby Kebbell (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes) has done BUT he never gets a break in these big movies. His role was dreadfully dull. And his muddled accent certainly didn’t help.
“That was an unconventional encounter”.
What worked for Kong: Skull Island was that it didn’t take itself too seriously. Godzilla was far too gloomy and dark for its own good.
Plus the bloody thing was only in the movie for 15 minutes! 15 minutes in a two hour movie? Come on!
And how could I say Samuel L was the only memorable character?
John C. Reilly was on scene stealing form as Hank Marlow. The WW2 castaway who spent 30 years on the island.
Now imagine Dale from Step Brothers as a crackpot recluse and you would be bang on the buck. He delivered a much needed comic relief.
The special effects were fantastic. The detail involved with Kong’s movements and expressions were brilliant. Let alone the numerous monster punch ups!
I loved Kong’s introduction. The Apocalypse Now sunset. The giant shadow with the helicopters basking in the dusk. Great shot!
The action was brutal, violent and intense. They really tested that 12A rating. The gore was crazy. Especially when a scientist was picked up by a flock of carnivorous birds. Yikes.
BUT every time I felt my interest wading, there was a bigger and nastier creature ready to attack. Spiders with camouflaged bamboo legs. Giant bloodthirsty dino lizards. Nice.
If this wasn’t a reboot, Skull Island could easily have followed on from Peter Jackson’s King Kong. Well, if they hadn’t killed him.
I went in (yet again) expecting nothing and was rewarded with something so much better . . . Or watchable anyway.
An entertaining creature feature that restored my faith in the monster reboots.
BUT if the writers could flesh out the human element a little more, that would be appreciated.
BUT then again, who are these movies supposed to be about?
For the junkies that love to sit through the credits hoping for tidbits . . . there’s a little cryptic teaser at the end. I thought it was a bit nothingy for the wait BUT I’ll let you be the judges! I don’t think Godzilla fans will be disappointed.