Meh. I didn’t hate it. Didn’t love it either.
Based on the DC Comic, the government gives a team of supervillains a chance at redemption. The catch: their mission will probably kill them all.
The first 30 minutes was brilliant. It hit the ground running and got straight to business.
Director David Ayer’s rapid quick cut editing and mad eclectic soundtrack ticked all the boxes as each dysfunctional member of this demented squad were introduced with their own theme song and back story.
A little silly BUT it gave off that Guardians of the Galaxy vibe.
BUT despite doing a good job of flicking through everybody’s origins and getting them into the mix as quickly as possible, more time should have spent on that.
I don’t think newbies or non-DC fans need to know too much going in BUT I was more intrigued in the back stories we were teased with than the Enchantress’ apocalypse plot.
We only had a taster of the warped relationship between Harley Quinn and the Joker in several flashbacks.
The biggest scene stealer and the one I was looking forward to seeing was (of course) Margot Robbie (Wolf of Wall Street).
She captured Quinn perfectly. Mental and vexing in one scene, troubled and lost the next. And not too bad on the eye either (What?). She really picked up the pace which tragically lagged.
Jared Leto, on the other hand, failed to make an impression on me. I was unconvinced by his clips in the trailers.
I said the same thing for Heath Ledger back in the day BUT he proved me wrong tenfold and became one of the best Jokers I’ve seen.
I mean there were a lot of factors going against Leto. BUT after hearing all the weird method acting rumours and the lengths he went to get into character, he was only in this for 15 minutes.
He looked the part BUT in one scene, he won me over; the next he infuriated and that laugh! Sounded like he was trying to cough up something stuck in the back of his throat.
He wasn’t really necessary or needed in this piece as Harley’s origin story was rushed through too quickly.
BUT this wasn’t the Joker’s movie. It was supposed to be about the Suicide Squad. If Leto is to feature in future movies (A BIG IF), then he might still have time to convince BUT right now . . . Meh.
I had to agree with someone who said this movie should have been called Deadshot. We had more exposition and focus on Will Smith’s hitman than we did on anybody else.
We had his troubled relationship with his daughter. Animosity towards the Caped Crusader.
I thought this could be a different role for Smith BUT he provided his usual spiel and whether it was the shoddy lines in the script, it just didn’t work.
His fractious relationship with Joel Kinnaman’s Flag was the only thing that broke up the monotonous action.
I was impressed with the effects and Deadshot’s shooting skills BUT it soon got very repetitive and very dull.
I haven’t really rated Kinnaman in his Hollywood endeavours (The less we say about Robocop, the better) BUT he was great as Flag. The rock that was weighing down on this batch of parasites.
Jai Courtney’s Boomerang should have been so much better than he was.
His quips and quirky behaviour had potential BUT wasn’t really explored. All we knew was that he carried cans of beer and a pink unicorn under his jacket. Okayyyyyyy thennnn.
Karen Fukuhara’s Katana was a waste of time. An unnecessary addition to a bloated squad.
Everyone else had a quick synopsis about their past. All we got was a quick flashback to an irrelevant street brawl to explain why she was late for the party.
Oh . . . and some guff about her sword bearing the soul of her dead husband?! What? Why? By the end, I didn’t care.
Adam Beach’s (Windtalkers) Slipknot was also another waste. His introduction nothing more than a statement from Flag (and a poor one at that).
Jay Hernandez’ (Hostel) Diablo just moped around. His personal reasons for not fighting so freakin’ predictable that by the time he wanted to share, I wanted him gone.
Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje (LOST) was another disappointment as Killer Croc. The make-up and effects were brilliant BUT he was in the background far too much.
Viola Davis (The Help) and Ike Barinholtz (Bad Neighbours) made more memorable turns!
Frankly, Davis wasn’t in this enough BUT thankfully we might be seeing more of her.
The second half ruined the whole thing. It took such a sombre turn and got far too serious with our motley crew all suddenly growing a conscience.
I didn’t think the team really gelled enough to forge proper bonds and considering how violent and anti-social they were, they decide to look out for each other and become pals in one night? Come on. It hampered the momentum of the piece a treat.
They spent so much of the running time squabbling, escaping or sulking. The relationships were either forced or clichéd.
The middle act meandered along and when we weren’t subjected to petty feuds, we had a ridiculous end of the world plot that had me in stitches.
The supernatural stuff didn’t work one bit. Cara Delevigne (Paper Towns) did her best as the Enchantress BUT her character was far too weak and the shoddy CGI didn’t do her any favours.
What was the deal with her demon dance?! She was supposed to be summoning a death machine NOT dancing to Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies”.
The story line got so stupid that you began to wonder why we needed these guys in the first place.
Especially when we had cameos from a couple *COUGH* SPOILERS *COUGH* members of the Justice League. And that finale was so hammy and stupid. The demon fight sequence – what da fuq?
Mixed bag, to say the least. I’ve seen a lot worse.
A mad riotous opening first half was spoiled by a lagging pace, clichéd dialogue and a complete mismatch in tone with a ridiculous finale.
If Ayer (Training Day) could have kept that mad energy and stopped trying to be like every other superhero film, then we would have had a winner.
A fun mess that’s not completely worth the mauling it’s received.
Despite DC’s feeble efforts, I still have high hopes for Justice League and that these are all teething problems.
BUT if that flops then I fear the end of a franchise before it even began.